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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor

 

thenaebyrd777:

inhalers:

tips for flirting: carve your number into a potato and roll it towards eligible females you wish to court with

the fact that this would work on me has me concerned

(Source: inhalers)

I noticed last night that this didn’t exist. This travesty couldn’t be allowed to continue, so I fixed that. Feel free to thank me.

PS I’m not fucking sorry

fuckyeahdwarffortress:

sparkylurkdragon:

Dwarf Fortress - Die Legende von Ungrashzon (by VarisKebori)

Turn on the subs if you don’t speak enough German to follow what’s going on, like me. (…although if you’ve played DF it kinda speaks for itself)

A classic!

gowns:

if u dont like something just gesture towards it and say “failures of late capitalism”

meanboysfromkremlin: gedenkenbrauchtwissen: and the mystery of his death. and penis. RA RA RASPUTIN 

meanboysfromkremlin:

gedenkenbrauchtwissen:

and the mystery of his death.

and penis.

RA RA RASPUTIN 

(Source: actualleiferikson)

I just think that you should know that I got those mashed potatoes I was on about today. You can sleep soundly now.

cosmarxpolitan: Cosmarxpolitan, Issue 15 Slim down thanks to party quotas! How wheat rations can kickstart your gluten-free diet

cosmarxpolitan:

Cosmarxpolitan, Issue 15

Slim down thanks to party quotas! How wheat rations can kickstart your gluten-free diet

I was woken up at 7 today by a notification I apparently set three hours earlier that read “do you thingk that the high preitss of the fire elemntals are called pyrophants?”